The best way to make money at photography is to sell your camera.
To make a small fortune in photography you need to start with a large one.
How many photographers does it take to change a light bulb? 100. One to change the bulb, and ninety-nine to say, “I could have done that.”
People say photographs don’t lie, mine do.
-David LaChapelle
What do you call a bad wedding photographer? A wedding photographer.
How do you get the professional photographer off your front porch? Pay him for the pizza.
Boxer can uglify you by one hand. Photographer can uglify you by only one finger.
What’s the difference between a wedding photographer and a monkey? You have to give the monkey a banana after teaching it to push a button. You have to give the photographer $1000.
What’s the difference between a frog hopping down the street and a photographer walking down the street?
The frog might be on his way to a job.
What’s the difference between a photographer and a large pepperoni pizza?
The pizza can feed a family of four.
Buy a professional camera and you’re a professional photographer, buy a flute and you own a flute.
How many successful wedding photographers does it take to change a light bulb? Both of them.
I used to know someone who had a photographic mind. But nothing ever developed.